Ruin your life. Read this.Tumblr (3.0; @raziqrauf)http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9ced55777fe6fc067d704140830e6c1/tumblr_mn7qxeN9jI1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the DJ “pulpit” at The Fallen Angel. Not DJing. They’ve played Missy Elliott and Nelly so far though. Get YO freak on, goth.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/51084542922http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/51084542922Wed, 22 May 2013 19:48:50 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/354cec48be3485fb9caa9b480271e853/tumblr_mn5vhnsAlh1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drowned in Sound. Appealing to smokers since 2001.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/51003309448http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/51003309448Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:11 +0100<a href="http://deafheaven.tumblr.com/post/50922887448/sunbather-i-held-my-breath-and-drove-through">DFHVN: Sunbather I held my breath and drove through a maze of wealthy homes....</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deafheaven.tumblr.com/post/50922887448/sunbather-i-held-my-breath-and-drove-through" target="_blank">deafheaven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sunbather</p> <p><span>I held my breath and drove through a maze of wealthy homes. I watched how green the trees were. I watched the steep walkways and the white fences. I gripped the wheel. I sweated against the leather. I watched the dogs twist through the wealthy garden. I watched you lay on a towel…</span></p> </blockquote>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50999193806http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50999193806Tue, 21 May 2013 18:21:31 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db1f2f2cb3094fd759c4920aeadc3576/tumblr_mn3ja6nmuV1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Three years later and my first asparagus spears are ready to slay the hunger warriors with some pure deliciousness.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50902305176http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50902305176Mon, 20 May 2013 13:13:18 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29c89a07e047cdbc8cbb203ed92a1b7d/tumblr_mn3j5fHRX71qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All but one bed planted. That one’s saved for mystery meat. Strawberries looking mad busy this year. Horticouture > Randy Couture.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50902197610http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50902197610Mon, 20 May 2013 13:10:27 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b852d171e38eee545ffb622f5ac770e2/tumblr_mmzzbvZhr01qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The pleasure gleaned from an orangey-smelling house…</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50728597857http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50728597857Sat, 18 May 2013 15:09:31 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb3d3b6513abf10d38aca17f9df732c5/tumblr_mmwmu3BW801qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#throwbackthursday Should I be jealous of my dad’s moustache and/or tie?</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50590912535http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50590912535Thu, 16 May 2013 19:46:51 +0100throwbackthursday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14dc1d549d251109edbb1427de85535b/tumblr_mmwbd8fqjq1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#racism</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50578205302http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50578205302Thu, 16 May 2013 15:39:08 +0100racism<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/941dfea934c3ab760dcc650c7eac35b6/tumblr_mmqzw0yg4s1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s talk business, friend. Pork bun business #porkbunbusiness</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50352460102http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50352460102Mon, 13 May 2013 18:43:12 +0100porkbunbusiness<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06ac4c39e2e5a8e50860226ae3a42305/tumblr_mmqdi3uPgg1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve given up on reading new books. I’ll re-read this, thanks.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50332566316http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50332566316Mon, 13 May 2013 10:39:39 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0dcf3d1352461bd84eb9b9a7bbb269bb/tumblr_mmn6vgisif1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Here’s the bitch that’s made me late for the cup final. Kept demanding sausage. And chicken. And steak. As if, bbz.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50174669750http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50174669750Sat, 11 May 2013 17:23:39 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a28d3171220fc0ba7900f6c3f0a9fe91/tumblr_mmmzzi7vrt1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gimp vodka.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50165086393http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/50165086393Sat, 11 May 2013 14:54:54 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b802ad879e26a244ed96c5e314f7e900/tumblr_mmckxiygdp1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cool phone wallpaper, @merl_hammer…</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49725816180http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49725816180Sun, 05 May 2013 23:53:42 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc21e0b50297c11f55c44c43b6e2970a/tumblr_mmaqykxwYs1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cinco de Mayo… No, you’re right. This isn’t funny.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49631119043http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49631119043Sun, 05 May 2013 00:08:44 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42d12402ebdf7f25d439c82ee542519a/tumblr_mm9wvpWYOe1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ain’t no party like a Redbridge party…</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49587199987http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49587199987Sat, 04 May 2013 13:19:01 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/193e3a3f85343979c1d4c6168e02f084/tumblr_mm89rkCZpk1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shake Shack London.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49514927210http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49514927210Fri, 03 May 2013 16:02:08 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/307e93848f8262b37276f19ca3dec078/tumblr_mm2de1jpOD1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s just say that this didn’t turn out the way that I wanted it to.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49250786020http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49250786020Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:34:49 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8d157ff56676951c46b1c9174efc1b2/tumblr_mm0pihpadv1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Better headline?</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49175500300http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49175500300Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:01:28 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24587b584616079c4a9d2bcd1970fb73/tumblr_mm0nz2n1811qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PROLIFIC TUBE PERVERT</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49174272667http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49174272667Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:28:13 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/389b0cdfb6283f3f97b8551bf1c37db8/tumblr_mlz3riEcIz1qzsucto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Japanese girls licking knobs, eh. Doorknobs, that is. Odd book.</p>http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49099084121http://raziqrauf.tumblr.com/post/49099084121Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:14:06 +0100